Tegasword Village menu translation

[alchemicink]

Through several screencaps from various places, I've managed get a good look at the Tegasword Village menu from No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger. So I've translated it because it was funny to me, and also I'm the kind of person always trying to read signs in the background of things 😁

(I did not, however, translate the descriptions included with some of the items because my screencaps were too fuzzy to properly read the kanji. Which is a shame because they are probably funny too)

Let's all be judgey about Ryuugi's pricing together!

The first part of the menu is just like their main offerings (they're the ones with the descriptions I can't read), and then the rest are broken down by section (without any description at all).

Lord Tegasword Omurice... ¥1500

Lord Tegasword Coffee (iced/hot)... ¥900

Lord Tegasword Blended Coffee (iced/hot)... ¥950

Seasonal Lord Tegasword Frappe... ¥950

Drinks
Lord Tegasword Orange Juice... ¥1000

Lord Tegasword Tea (iced/hot)... ¥1000

Lord Tegasword Royal Milk Tea... ¥1000

Lord Tegasword Milk (iced/hot)... ¥1000

Food
Lord Tegasword Spaghetti... ¥1200

Lord Tegasword Curry Rice... ¥1200

Sandwiches
Lord Tegasword Hotdog... ¥600

Lord Tegasword Sandwich... ¥750

Lord Tegasword Fruit Sandwich... ¥800

Sweets
Lord Tegasword Parfait... ¥2500

Lord Tegasword Pancake... ¥1000

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That's it! That's the menu. A few of my takeaways:

☆ love Ryuugi's commitment to the bit by naming Every. Single. Thing. after Tegasword 😂
☆ after that exchange between Ryuugi and Sumino about the parfait price in episode 3, I think it's hilarious that it's actually the most expensive thing on the entire menu
☆ We now know where Ryuugi stands on the age old "Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?" debate
☆ Speaking of sandwiches, I love how there's no description of the Lord Tegasword Sandwich. What's in it? It's a mystery I guess~
☆ Why are all the drinks more expensive than the entire sandwich section? 😂 Why are the drinks more expensive than the coffees? 😂
☆ Is... is iced milk a thing?
☆ I doubt this will happen but I really want to see what the Spaghetti or Curry Rice looks like in an episode. Because Ryuugi makes the Omurice hand-shaped and I wanna know how he'd try to make those hand-shaped too!

Thank y'all for indulging in my simple translating adventure. Predictably, this has made me hungry for curry rice... 😅

Comments

[linky]

Ooh thanks for this translation! These are so funny, Ryugi's commitment to naming everything after Tegasword kills me XD And I am still not over how much the parfait is. Even in the Sentai Cafe in Japan the themed parfait for Ryugi based on this has that price! Which also kills me. X3

[alchemicink]

You're welcome! 😊 it was like 99 percent katakana so it was easy to translate.

The parfait is too dang expensive!! 😂 but lmao, I didn't know they included it in the actual sentai café with the same price 😂 that's so funny. Everyone else's item is so much cheaper!! Thanks for linking that!

[linky]

I remember laughing so hard when I saw how the cafe kept the same price! XD Glad to share the link! :D